4. REFLECTS FAIRLY POORLY
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Act in ways that make the most people happy.
Don't do things that get you in trouble.
Do the things that get you the most recognition.
Always do what your parents tell you.
Do everything you can to convince your teacher to give you an A.
It's always good to do things that your friends like.
Do whatever it takes to make more money.
It's ok to lie, if it keeps you out of trouble.
It's ok to speed on the tollroad because everyone else does it too.
If you drink, you can drive a little bit but be sure to avoid the check-points.
Don't lie because you will go to hell for sinning.
Be sure to go to Church every Sunday because you want to get into heaven.
Jesus loves people who give generously, so give generously.
Do just enough service hours to graduate from Santa Margarita.
You can play your music really really loud at night, until the neighbors call the police.
We must always act in ways that respect the dignity of human beings.
We can say whatever we like, even if people are hurt by our words, because it's a free society.
Spare the rod and spoil the child! Spanking never hurt anyone!
Detentions are always unfair; we should just ignore them.
School uniforms promote an environment where students can focus on learning instead of social status.
School uniforms promote an environment where students can focus on learning because they won't be distracted by how attractive other students really are.
I shall never tell a lie; I did, I did chop down the cherry tree.
It's ok to take land from Native Americans, they weren't doing useful things with it anyway.
It's ok to enslave people; slaves benefit from the discipline and direction of their superiors.
The main benefit to slavery is the whole society benefits from cheap labor.
It is never ok to enslave people, even though the Bible sometimes suggests it is ok.
People have inherent rights that must be protected at all times.
If the road ahead of me is empty, I may drive as fast as I like.
If there are other cars ahead of me on the road, I may drive as fast as I like as long as I pass them swiftly and efficiently.
It is unfair that I have to stop for bicyclists and pedestrians. That makes me late for school.
It's never fun to play games with cheaters.
It's always good to cheat a little at games, the whole point is to win without getting caught.
I don't have a problem with Tom Brady keeping his footballs a little light on the air pressure; if he can get away with it, no problem.
Some people just should not be allowed to have children.
There's no point worrying about global warming; I only contribute an infinitesimal fraction to the problem.
If everyone left their trash strewn around the lunch shelter, no one would ever want to eat lunch there.
If everyone left their trash strewn around the lunch shelter, no problem; the janitors would pick it up (but then, SOME people -- the janitors -- would not be leaving trash around.)
Paying taxes is an important way to contribute to the needs of the larger society.
Paying taxes is important primarily in that it pays for government programs that benefit me.
Paying taxes is burdensome especially when it funds programs that benefit other people.
Paying taxes is theft and should be eliminated altogether. We don't need government anyhow.
